September 22, 2015 | Posted in:Social TV
We all know that as moms, we wish we could have a peaceful day. By peaceful, I mean not one single iota of fighting, bribing, screaming, persuading, lecturing, begging, or crying from our little ones or from ourselves either! Wouldn’t life be so much easier if our kids would learn how to say the following:
Sure, Mom, I’d love to clean up my toys.
Speaking of toys, I have so many of them that I will never complain about being bored.
I love what you made for dinner. May I have more, please?
I’m tired. I’m going to go put myself to bed now.
I love the clothes you picked out for me today.
I’m going to brush my teeth twice today, and maybe even floss.
May I help you carry in the groceries, Mom?
I see you’re on the phone, so I am going to play quietly with my sister.
In fact, I love my sister so much that I am not going to fight with her ever again.
I have a ton of homework and a book report to do. Instead of watching TV, I’m going to get to work and not wait until the last minute.
I would rather read a book like you suggested instead of playing my video games today.
I’m going to take out the garbage for you so the house won’t smell.
I see you’re peeing, so I wont interrupt.
I see you’re pooping, so I will definitely not interrupt.
I was very sweaty today, so I am going to take a shower all by myself.
I may even clean my ears, wash my hair, and get all my body parts without you monitoring me.
I miss Me-ma and Pop-pop and know how happy it would make them if I called them, so where is the phone?
I know you just vacuumed, so I am going to take my shoes off before I walk in the house with muddy sneakers.
I know how bad candy is for my teeth, so I prefer if you stop buying it for us.
I love eating my vegetables, too.
I know I look messy when I don’t let you do my hair, so please brush it for me.
Mom, I know you’re tired from working so much, so why don’t you take a nap and we will play quietly.
May I have water? I hate sugary juice!
Mom, when I told you your belly jiggles I meant it was cute, not gross!
Mom, thank you!
AHHHH, if only!
We are Blondie and Red, two moms who leave our children at home and come to the television set of a national talk show and transition to the role of producers. We have a lot of love, a lot of guilt, and a lot of great stories to share that we know every fierce and fabulous working mom can relate to. Some call it bitching. We call it bitchin’! Read more about us at 2tvchicks.com.
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Emmy-nominated network television producer Deborah Mitchell is a veteran of ABC and CBS News, a member of the Producers Guild of America, and a board member of the James Beard Broadcast and Media Awards Committee. Through Deborah Mitchell Media Associates, she will create your online personality with a customized website, book you on the right television show, manage your social media profiles, and connect you with the best and brightest digital influencers. Deborah is a weekly contributor for Entrepreneur.com and author of So You Want To Be On TV. You can follow Deborah @SocialTVDeb and/or email SocialTVDeb@gmail.com.
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